Some quotes from my presentation:
Teacher asks me if I had brought my ID card: "What? You think I'm not me?"
Teacher writes some notes from my ID card: "Are the details correct?"
Teacher asks me why do I have Middle Ages and Baroque in my subject and not any other eras: "Both the Middle Ages and Baroque used the death topos but for highly different reasons, which I have already mentioned in my presentation."
Presentation ending: "I do believe, that writing about death is absolutely and utterly pointless."
The look on their faces was priceless... for everything else, there's Mastercard.
I got 18 points, out of 20.
Veni, Vidi, Vici.
Then, when everything ended, I went with the girl out.
We had fries, some beer, wandered through the park. We talked, and during this talk, she asked me what I want to achieve in life. I told her that I want to be a better father than my own, and she told me that I can't...