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Wednesday 27 January 2010

Tuesday 26 January 2010

Gay Cucumbers

Here is a conversation I had today (technically yesterday) on Gaia. It lacks the quote formatting but I think it's still easy to follow...

BLACK METAL MAYO b banned

If they say other wise.. Well.. They're a fucking liar. Or a faggot. In which case throw holy water on them and tell them to quit shoving cucumbers up their ass. :{ Those are for salad, not for butthole penetration.

Lunatyk5

one doesn't contradict the other

BLACK METAL MAYO b banned

I don't speak your language.
i'm sorry.

Lunatyk5

it's okay... I forgive you...

BLACK METAL MAYO b banned

What the fuck?
I don't recall this.
You word twisting crafty little jew.

Lunatyk5

I think you need to start taking a lot of pictures... but that's okay... I can make you a cucumber soup to make you feel happy

Saturday 23 January 2010

What was your favorite TV show as a child?

Apparently it was He-Man and the Masters of the Universe... My mom tells me I loved that show and was running around with a sword all day long...

Ask me anything

Sunday 17 January 2010

Why does the world end in 2012?

We will know when the time comes... until then live life to your fullest as the clock is ticking...

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What are your New Year resolutions for 2010?

I need to think a bit about this but here they are:

1 - Get a Degree
2 - Start Drawing
3 - Make Progress on Novel Writing (4% done)
4 - Take up the Habit of going for a weekly run
5 - Have Less To Read books (160)
6 - Have Less Currently Reading books (14)
7 - Blog more
8 - Try not to Lose Weight
9 - Try to Make Myself Available
10 - Start Smoking

Ask me anything

Sunday 3 January 2010

What were your New Year resolutions for 2009, and did you adhere to them?

Fortunately, I have written them down!


1. Be More of a Jerk

It went well... I think I managed to be less of a pushover, even though I'm still quite nice towards people. I still try not to let my concern about other people's feelings to stop me from being myself around strangers I should not care about.

2. Cease activity on the Polish side of the internet

Success! I stopped going to sites I really didn't like the community of. Keeping up with news, even when it's in a language I should read more of is never worth the stress.

3. Get a BA

Fail... This was a really bad year and I'm glad I still have a chance to get a proper education...

4. Learn some prayers

Fail... same reason as above...

5. Read More

While my mood throughout the year was bad enough I couldn't engage my mind into anything, I think I managed to read a bit more than last year...

6. Send some story to some magazines

I started doing the research, looking for magazines to send my story to... but then everything went downhill and I abandoned this too...

7. Start Jogging

As you might have guessed by now, this too is a Fail. After the shit hit the fan... eh...

8. Write Stuff

I tried... but found that my mind just isn't in anything other than despair over how things have become. So I focused on getting out of the mess instead.

Yep... I'm lame...

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Friday 1 January 2010

How much sugar does awesomesauce contain?

After many hours of gruesome contemplation I have reached the conclusion that the true amount of sugar in AWESOMESAUCE if known to the mortal mind, will make said mind explode, leaving the brain an empty shell of its past glory...

thus only the not so intelligent people are capable of knowing the Truth!

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