Gay Cucumbers

Here is a conversation I had today (technically yesterday) on Gaia. It lacks the quote formatting but I think it's still easy to follow...

BLACK METAL MAYO b banned

If they say other wise.. Well.. They're a fucking liar. Or a faggot. In which case throw holy water on them and tell them to quit shoving cucumbers up their ass. :{ Those are for salad, not for butthole penetration.

Lunatyk5

one doesn't contradict the other

BLACK METAL MAYO b banned

I don't speak your language.
i'm sorry.

Lunatyk5

it's okay... I forgive you...

BLACK METAL MAYO b banned

What the fuck?
I don't recall this.
You word twisting crafty little jew.

Lunatyk5

I think you need to start taking a lot of pictures... but that's okay... I can make you a cucumber soup to make you feel happy