I sit here... thinking of getting tea... pondering if it's wise to have tea knowing I just brushed my teeth... is there meaning to sipping a cup of hot tea filled with sugar to keep my eyes open as I stare into the empty soul of the internet void... that black pit filled with all manner of nastiness... among them this very post...

the stars tell me to drink tea...
the dice tell me to drink tea...
your mom tells me to drink tea...

and yet... I fear to give in to Fate... as it is an evil mistress...

on the other hand... mischief is right next to angst when it comes to my personality traits...

ah, my personality traits... how I love watching them fight in a battle royale in my mindscape...

I end up having a lot of fun thoughts that way...

alas, lately I was too busy calling insurance, repair garage and car rental to get into the appropriate mindset to do anything else... my essay isn't going so well either...

maybe I finish the draft tomorrow... or maybe I won't...

I still find it hard to relax... I can't seem to get into the mindset of just letting time go by... it all has to be on schedule and according to a plan that I myself can't keep up with because my expectations towards myself are inhuman...

yes... I better get some of that tea...

Naked Ride

While I was walking through the town centre I was witness to a sight most strange...

and I must tell you this...

Seeing all those people riding their bikes naked made me realise my 6 inches are in quite good shape... I wonder if I got another inch over those few years since I measured it...

One last thing, I shall never pierce MiniMe...

The women were topless or in bikini, only one was truly nekkid...

Fantastic!

Why did a Dalek cross the road?
To exterminate that bloody chicken.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor, who?
Exactly!

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Daleks do not change a ligthbulb! Daleks exterminate the building!

Bomb!!!

There was a bomb alarm on campus today, everything was cancelled so my German exam was rescheduled. It turned out to be a fired artillery shell...

Before Death

Yesterday's talk with Vegael made me think about things I would like to do and stuff that I should be doing because they're fun, thus these few things might actually change me into the person I would like to be...

1 - Keep learning languages
2 - Read books, manga and graphic novels
3 - Write a book
4 - Practice drawing
5 - Learn to play the violin
6 - Sign up martial arts classes + gym training
7 - Make a daiklave
8 - Practice cooking
9 - Become a Doctor

in no particular order...

Prima Aprilis

[insert clever joke]

[point finger]

[laugh]

[write lol]

LOL

I feel so evil

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now I too have a blog, with it, my plan of world domination is going as planned.

Unfortunately I am too sleepy to do anything else as I'm not used to going to bed at late hours like I did yesterday on New Year's Eve... oh well...

I'm slowly starting to get used to the pain in my throat, and I'm afraid this year will be the worst year in my life...

I'll have to change the colours later on...